They got their hands up
i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr
Friend: do you wanna go mcdonalds?
Friend: I’ll pay for you
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
me: i have depression
person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga
NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!
This is the cutest thing ever oh my goodness.